Today we had a steady trickle of parents and kids into Downham Market library to hear me read about Tom Hickathrift's fight with the Ogre, Swoddy the dog's encounter with The Black Shuck, and Princess Isobel's escape from the dragon's cave. I seem to wave my hands about a lot. And I wore the same shirt as yesterday. Fashion faux pas. Next up is a similar thing again at Waterstones King's Lynn on Friday. I'm available for children's book festivals and the like. But not weddings. You'd need a disco. Or a band.